Ancient Roman Statue Discovered Wearing Belttric

Ancient Roman Statue Found Wearing OUR Belttric?!

So, something absolutely wild happened during our recent product shoot, and no—we’re not making this up.

We were photographing our latest belt clip collection when someone casually pointed out that a nearby statue—yes, a literal  statue—was wearing our Belttric.

Let me repeat that:
A weathered, nude, suspiciously Roman-looking statue that none of us remember ever seeing before… was already styled with our product.

At first, we thought maybe one of our team members had slapped the belt on for a creative shot and forgotten. But upon closer inspection, it looked way too natural. The accessory just sat there, cinched around ancient statue like it had always belonged. Like it had been there since the fall of the empire.

Naturally, we took photos. Lots of them. I mean, how often does your modern, handcrafted belt clip end up on what appears to be a time-traveling goddess? (Not often. We checked.)

We’ve since named her Tina Toga, because she needs one,  and we’re now claiming—completely unofficially—that our accessories are not only timeless, but possibly eternal.

Sure, archaeologists may argue it’s “a modern prank” and “clearly someone put this here,” but I ask you this: If this Belttric wasn’t meant for a Roman statue, why does it look this good on one?

Anyway, you’ve been warned: our accessories are so classic, they might just slip through a wormhole and end up in a museum.

Now accepting orders from time travelers, as long as they can pay.